imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
- hot sex
- a warm shower
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
When John gets pissed off with Sherlock he must call him ‘William’ otherwise there is no fucking point in anything
George R. R. Martin is a terrible wedding planner.
Now, that’s ice.
It is incredibile how their whole relationship with Elsa can be summarized by a few seconds in which each one of them stare at her ice palace for the first time.
- Reverence and respect from Kristoff
- Happiness, amazement and endearment (like “I fucking knew since forever my sister was freaking amazing, I’m not surprised that much”) from Anna
- Fear, warning and astonishment from Hans.
this fucking movie, jfc.
man people turn into such assholes when they get cast in shakespearean shows. my friend got cast in much ado about nothing and he’s just benedick to me lately
Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne
aka the most metal popsicle
Bc it’s full of iron hahahhahahahahahah
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*